Bar ten din

1. Forecasters Fear Hurricane Rita's Strength
Forecasters lucky to be putting 35's on the bar.
2. Katrina Raises Voters' Doubts About Bush
One fucking year too late.
3. Gotti trial ends with hung jury
Literally.
4. Missing Argentine Men Sought in Antarctica
They were known to be excellent swimmers.
5. Jarrett Gets Parrott Back As Crew Chief
Polly wants a fast pit.
6. IRL Unification Not Priority for Johnson
Getting into a vagina is.
7. Microsoft Reorganizes; Allchin to Retire in 2006
To be succeeded by Allnuts.
8. Tax Breaks for Katrina May Aid Rich More
No way.
9. NASA Names New Shuttle Program Manager
Because his parents refused to.
10. Peru finds giant crocodile fossil in Amazon
Elton John called in as expert on crocodile/rock.