Eight of the Union
1. Sharon Returns Home to New Scandal
Dan starts Netflix membership without discussing it first
2. Jury May Be Deadlocked in Gotti Case
Jury definitely dreadlocked in fake-Rasta bank heist case
3. England Plans to Fight Abu Ghraib Charges
Plans to begin as she always does, by stripping them naked, peeing on them
4. Obesity Increases Risk of Miscarriage
Also increases risk of missbus
5. Shark attacks spark "kill or be killed" debate
Those few on the "be killed" side of the issue really facing a challenge
6. Specter backs Chief justice nominee Roberts
Spectre backs late Chief justice nominee Earl Warren
7. Guard relief hurt by obsolete equipment
Imperial Guard, whose inability to coordinate help after 2nd Death Star disaster went down in infamy
8. Kerry, Edwards see chance for change after Katrina
About three years and 2 months after, that is.
posted by Dan @ 12:44 PM
6 Comments:
Love number five.
Some good ones. definitely a solid batch, although I prefer my rastafarian one to yours.
The genius of mine was that I never even used the Rasta headline. Mine referred to a headline that was used in your batch.
The genius of mine was that it was funny.
A subjective evaluation and, as we have determined, not always shared by your peers.
Made even funnier by my willingness to state it as if it were plain and simple fact.
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