Eightergeist

1. Cheney to Have Surgery Next Weekend
Just for the fun of it.
2. Man Leads Police on Chase at Airport
That man? OJ Simpson, combining his greatest and worst moments.
3. Greenspan Renews Mortgage Giant Concerns
Fee fo fum fi, looks like you've got PMI.
4. Merkel under pressure after German vote debacle
Erkel under pressure after student election debacle.
5. Vodafone Japan to beef up handset portfolio
Burundi places order.
6. Boozy Oktoberfest wont keep Germans from the polls
Might confuse voting machines with toilets, but as long as they pull the lever when they're done, so what?
7. Afghan Ballots Sent to Counting Centers
Looks like a busy week for Bob Cratchett.
8. NASA Wants Astronauts Back on Moon by 2018
Moon....right....