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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Four is More

Cyclone volleyball stuns No. 18 Texas
Oddly enough, nobody on the Texas team noticed the large orange cord attached to the ball.

Student-athletes talk about their academic sides
Never a good idea to have athletes talk.

How to hunt whitetail staging areas
The poor guy who is getting paid $5.25 per hour to wear the deer costume better run fast.

A catfish is eating my arm! And that's what I wanted to happen!
His friend, was arrested for letting a catfish eat his penis. Stupid bastard!

2 Comments:

At 6:38 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Keep 'em coming.

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Getting better all the time, except for #4, which was awful.

 

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