Eleven

1. What Rosa Parks Gave America
Inadvertantly, P Diddy.
2. Bush's Pick for State Post Criticized
At this point Bush's pick for fence post would be criticized.
3. Parks' Legacy Challenges New Generation
That of Pepsi drinkers.
4. N.J. Issues Curfew for Sex Offenders
Keeping pedophiles off the street after dark may not make much difference.
5. Haggard Tourists Battle to Leave Cancun
Hagar, tourist, battles to leave everywhere.
6. Mighty Waves From Wilma Transform Havana
Into Venice.
7. South Africa Targets 'Despicable' Hunting
Warner Brothers cartoons featuring Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Bugs now outlawed.
8. Conservative Anglicans meet as rift threatens church
Regret building sanctuary on geological fault line.
9. Panel Backs Women on Japanese Throne
Especially if she's naked and hot.
10. Ohio War Veteran Running for Senate
Ohio's long running battle with Kentucky little known outside those two states.
11. Negotiators on Torture Bill Feeling Heat
Also missing fingernails. Bill not signed yet.