A Regular Old 12

1. Vatican Official Is Killed by Gunmen in Burundi
Clerical accutrements had them mistaking him for a runaway Ayrshire.

2. World Briefing Africa: Burundi: New Constitution Approved
Representing right to life, liberty, and pursuit of edible animals.

3. New Burundi chief here
With a fork in one hand and a bottle of A-1 steak sauce in the other.

4. Presidents of Burundi, Kenya to attend Uganda's independence celebrations
Kenyan president delivering keynote address; Burundi president seen poking around between slices of bread at the hors d'oeuvres table.

5. Health Tip: Your Child Doesn't Eat Meat
For you live in Burundi.

6. Burundi Travel Warning
Bring meat, or else

7. Burundi awarded 2005 Africa Peace Award
Burundi president, awarded for now-famous "Have a Stake in Peace" speech still desperately trying to explain how he's just been campaigning for a piece of steak.

8. Rift deepens among Burundi's lone rebels
Those who crave it well-done & those like it slightly pink

9. World Briefing Africa: Burundi: Power Transfer
75% of country's electrical capacity re-routed to gigantic, as-yet-unused flame broiling facilities.

10. Burundi Ex-Leader Freed
Press: Where are you going first?
Burundi Ex-Leader: McDonaldLand!

11. World Briefing Africa: Burundi: 150 Drown As Boat Capsizes
Foolish first mate had suggested there was an Arby's Big Roast Beef floating along, portside.