A Parting Shot

1. Aftershock Hits Pakistan As Aid Pours In
Aftershave hits JBart as Drakkar Noir pours on.
2. Insect's Amazing 'Rubber' Made in Lab
By rubbing vigorously.
3. Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child
Doing nothing for reputation of Arkansas.
4. Man Arrested on Charges of Stealing Jet
Looks freakishly like T-Clog/MT love child (really- check link).
5. New Orleans Worries About Resident Exodus
Not as worried 5 weeks ago.
6. Prosecutors Seek BTK Killer Restrictions
Demands to have it his way.
7. Ex-Refco CEO Charged With Securities Fraud
And missing that last call.
8. Iraqi Lawmakers OK Last-Minute Amendments
Original 'Field of 64' determined more honestly.
9. Democracy in Iraq could take a decade: British FM
Circa 1920.
10. UNICEF Bombs Smurfs to Highlight Plight
Whatever the reason, it was about time.