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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Ninelingus

1. Dallas Minister Seeks Prayers for Miers
After God denies prayers for nominee he can respect.
2. Va. Governor Candidates Clash in TV Debate
Employing Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
3. Clinton Inducted Into Women's Hall of Fame
Bill, of course.
4. Police: Naked teen tried to siphon gas
To provide fuel for lighting farts.
5. Wife tried for stabbing her husband, a prominent psychologist
Who loves oranges.
6. Bank of Italy chief to face prosecutors Mon-source
Not soft and cuddily - MonChiChi source.
7. At 30, Microsoft Grapples With Growing Up
No longer cool to be operated out of parents garage.
8. Blog subscribers seek out small universe of sites
Oliopolis, Headlines and Piece of Cheese not among them.
9. Bush plan for flu crisis shows U.S. not ready -NYT
Bush to appoint imaginary friend to head up preparedness.

6 Comments:

At 8:42 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

enjoyed 3 & 6 the most.

Remind me to sing you the MonChiChi song I sing to Sharon from time to time, which often draws a laugh and a groan or something along those lines.

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

You mean....

Monchichi monchichi
Oh so soft and cuddily
Put your hand in their mouth
it's really neat
Love to tickle their little feet

la la la

la la la

Laughing, happy monchichi.

That song - the one I seem incapable of forgetting?

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Lyrics to one of my variations are more likely to go like:

Monchichi monchichi
farting stupid monchichi

There are limitless possibilities, you understand

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

6th grade humor at its finest.

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Right-but WHY the Monchichi song? After all these years, completely with no context. THEREIN lies the humour.

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Why not the Monchichi song?

It was clearly catchy enough to have lodge itself into our cultural zeitgeist (phrase used intentionally to sound pompous and esoteric) and by 'our' I mean yours and mine.

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