Speckled Ten

1. Brown Shifts Blame for Katrina Response
Squarely onto the shoulders of Fedex. Claims they would have gotten it there by 8:30am.
2. GOP Presses Dems on Second Court Nominee
Second nominee urges them to stop, though his entreaties were muffled.
3. Monster Mold Threatens Health in the South
Monster Mash a threat to no one.
4. Nearly 6,000 Docs Displaced by Katrina
No telling how many docks.
5. U.S. Forces Leaving Base in Uzbekistan
Retreating to relative security of Kamchatka.
6. Coffin begins speaking tour amid tight security and student skepticism
Raises lid, says 'zallright'.
7. Pamela Wants Fan Restrained
Judge urges her to 'just turn it to low you stupid crank'.
8. More Than 100 Changes Made to Golf Rules
None likely to make it worth watching.
9. Postal Service Expects $2B Deficit in '06
Blames Brown.
10. Obese women face greater multiple myeloma risk
Fat chicks face greater imalona risk.