Seven to sneeze at.

1. Naomi Campbell Defends Kate Moss
From hapless blind ninjas.
2. Japan Panel Discusses Safety of U.S. Beef
Burundi volunteers for taste test.
3. New Books on Blair Make Blunt Appraisal
"Bloody wanker".
4. Laura Bush Gala Aims to Restock Libraries
Replacing those books burned by her supporters.
5. McCain: Prisoner Abuse Hurts U.S. Image
Does wonders for the prisoners.
6. Scientists Conduct Wind Energy Projects
Fancy talk for lighting their own farts.
7. Inflammatory Bowel Disease
Has to sound worse than it is.