Ten for the downtrodden

1. Sarah Jessica Parker 'Loves' New Perfume
Give her $1,00o,000 and she'll endorse a box of feces.
2. 'Magnificent Desolation' Brings the Moon Down to Earth
Dick Cheney's dream made real.
3. Former Guards: Pfc. England Impressionable
Comedians everywhere getting miles out of cigarette/pointing pose.
4. Suit against Courtney Love details singer's liquor-bottle assault
Liquor bottle ok with the drinking, scarred by where it went next.
5. Compromise Said Likely in EU-Iran Conflict
Demands by western nations to get another consonant in there somewhere rejected.
6. Pound down against the dollar
It might get flatter, but it'll be tough to tell.
7. Review: Gretchen Wilson Delivers _ Again
"Thanks for the pizza and crazy bread, Gretchen."
8. Treasury Chief Optimistic About IMF, Iraq
Less optomistic about EMF, finds them 'unbelievable'.
9. Spy Imagery Agency Prepares to Record Rita
Showering.
10. Overweight, obese could swell 50 percent in a decade: WHO
Recommends doors/chairs be made wider.