Time's a waste, ten

1.Bush to Visit Argentina, Meet Counterpart
Jorge Arbusto, who, in this Anglo-Latin bizarro world, does right by the majority rather than influential friends.
2. Conservatives Split Over Bush Nominee
Now doubling every 24 hours, even as their individual power diminishes.
3. Bush: Miers Shares Constructionist Views
Once volunteered with Habitat for Humanity.
4. GOP-Backed Candidate Forced Into Runoff
Corporate fat-cat no match for spry vegan environmentalist.
5. Gay Community Still Divided Over 'Outing'
Trip to NASCAR event not appreciated by most attendees.
6. Suspect Says Vision Spurred Altar-Toppling
"Myopia makes me clumsy, what can I say?"
7. Halloween Bucket That Caught Fire Pulled
Gasoline that filled that bucket, not.
8. 17 Candidates Compete for Open House Seat
In poorest planned musical chairs game ever.
9. New Nickel Features a Cheerful Jefferson
Just back from visit with Sally Hemmings.
10. Official Offers Shuttle Foam Loss Theory
Drags out battered foam cooler he found camping at Eagle Mountain.