Doing my part during these troubled times.

1. Iraq's First Female Suicide Bomber Strikes
Unlikely that she will strike again.
2. Durable Goods See Biggest Rise in 3 Months
Especially those that float.
3. Negroponte Says Terror Database Is Working
Just added first Iraqi female suicide bomber.
4. Outlook positive for greenback
Not so good for Mossyback, who appears to have been poisoned after drinking questionable fluid.
5. Wall Street seen firmer
Recently paved.
6. Putin scoffs at notion of 3rd term
Plans to be named Tsar long before that.
7. Sheep lovers going naked at Australian embassies
Doing nothing for the already tarnished reputation of sheep lovers.
8. Stones' Album to Come on Memory Card
Should help on world tour.
9. Correction: Art-Censorship Story
Not Fart-Censorship Story.
10. First photos of giant squid show it very active
And quite a ham.