SheNINEagains

1. Hispanics Upset Bush Passed on Them
Lucky he didn't deport them.
2. Supreme Court Won't Hear Newspaper Suit
Despite all the loud 'swooshing'.
3. Giuliani to Mull 2008 Decision Next Year
One year early, no procastinator he.
4. Katrina Slams Outdoor Industry in La.
Indoor industries generally protected by roofs and, of course, doors.
5. Costly Sewer System Divides Calif. Town
Requires bridges.
6. Monks who make world's best beer have a message
"We're tired of buggering each other when drunk - please send women."
7. Colin Powell picks up French book prize for autobiography
Can't read French, just puts it on the shelf.
8. Google Morphs Into Multifaceted Juggernaut
The story of which earns campfire derision.
9. Bill would expand U.S. DNA database
Bill just born.