Eight for the powerless

1. Sony, SanDisk announce smaller Memory Stick card -
Only 256K. No idea why they made this decision.
2. Solar Eclipse Oct. 3 for Europe, Asia, Africa
Another example of which side God is on.
3. Cheaper Meat Doesn't Equal Happier Meals - Report
Bigger meat, in contrast, does often lead to greater happiness.
4. Doctor Advises Wilson to Rest Her Voice
Needs to hold on, for just one more day.
5. Wizards' Coach Speaks of 'Pitfalls'
And in and English voice adds, 'By Activision'.
6. Cheney Returns to Work With a Cane
Equipped with switch-blade dagger and poison gas.
7. State Dept.: Japan Beef Ban 'Inexplicable'
Burundi, of course, concurs.
8. Biologists Observe Gorillas Using Tools
Trying to create catapult for launching of nosy biologists.