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Saturday, October 22, 2005

Sevenovation

1. Court Rules Kan. Can't Single Out Gay Acts
KS decides to eliminate all forms of sex, just to be safe.
2. Fla. Trailer Park Residents Await Wilma
They should really flee for their lives.
3. The Beatles Dubbed Icon of the Century
Just ahead of smiley face and the finger.
4. Aide: Government Better Prepared for Wilma
This time not on vacation.
5. Young Lawmaker Likens Congress to Jr. High
Without all the potential for growth.
6. NOAA Hurricane Hunters Track Wilma
Noah, ark builder, tracks Wilma.
7. Scientists to Create New Stem Cell Lines
By finally getting some.

1 Comments:

At 10:24 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Good bunch in general. Liked 1, 2, 3, 7.

 

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