Not at all fatTEN ing

1. Lawmakers Urge Gas Drilling in Fla.
Very confident of prospects in Shell station parking lot.
2. A Chronicle of Miers' 25 Days As a Nominee
A map of which would resemble that of Billy from Family Circus, had he toured the senate office building. Her dead grandparents did not appear publicly.
3. O'Connor in the Middle of Some Big Cases
Cases of wine, drunk off her ass.
4. Bush Gives Upbeat Assessment in Florida
More perky than Ricky Martin.
5. Texas Oilman Pleads Not Guilty in Probe
Of Shell station parking lot.
6. Israeli Missiles in Gaza Kill Militant
Just there stretching their legs, ran into him.
7. Robots May Allow Surgery in Space
Getting patients there very expensive.
8. Mars to Swing Close to Earth This Weekend
Gravity of Mars likely to suck the unwitting into space.
9. Heavy drinking may harm male hormones, sperm
But with lowered expectations, have more opportunities.
10. Panel Recommends Whooping Cough Vaccine
Whooping cranes recommend giving them some fish.