Thirteen

1. Bush Tries to Revive Support for Iraq War
Calls on Dr. Frankenstein.
2. IRS Says Unclaimed Tax Refunds Total $73M
Otherwise known as a rounding error.
3. Luxury Waterfront Real Estate Specialist Launches New Luxury Real Estate Blog To Build On Already Successful Luxury Waterfront Real Estate Brand
Can't imagine what this is all about.
4. Iraq Qaeda says holding 2 Morocco embassy staff-Web
Giant spiders recruited.
5. Uproar as Canberra choses "Cup Day" to introduce sercet police bill
"Cup Day" actually to protect police balls.
6. Mora: Atlanta Defense Still Needs Work
140 years after Sherman burned the place down.
7. Nintendo licenses writing recognition system
Let's hope they avoid a grammar recognition system.
8. Bloomberg Says Volunteers Must ID Selves
"Yup, that's me."
9. Death Penalty, Bush Loom in Va. Race
Music to the ears of liberals everywhere.
10. McDonald's to put nutrition facts on packaging
Nutrition facts of packaging may prove more encouraging.
11. Wal-Mart vows changes in health care, environment
All for the worse.
12. "Don't panic over bird flu," say top officials
Who's secretly hoarding 50 doses of Tamiflu for himself.
13. Bladder Cancer Test Looks Promising
Smells like cat piss.