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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Ninally

1. Detroit Residents Pay Respects to Parks
1996 defensive performance by Cherokee Parks may have single-handedly allowed hometown favorite Robert "Tractor" Traylor to reach NBA

2. Nightmare of 'Loose Nukes' Still Haunts
For Sheriff Coltraine, nightmare of 'Those Dukes' Still Haunts.

3. Azerbaijan Defuses Head-Scarf Controversy
After mediation by famed head-scarf negotiator, Raef Trent

4. Syrians Insist, 'We Are Not Criminals'
White House counters, 'That is Irrelevant'

5. Scientists use `reverse genetics' to develop bird flu vaccine
Accidentally create Mateen Cleaves

6. After record profits, oil companies see backlash
US drivers begin filling tanks with wind, sun

7. Obesity May Contribute to Liver Trouble
As in, trying to be "one who lives"

8. Pubic Lice
And the crazy combs that harbor them

9. Your Child's Weight
may preclude him from safely climbing aboard a bike, should he ever actually decide to ride one

7 Comments:

At 6:41 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

8 definitely the cream of that crop, so to speak.

 
At 1:47 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

That was the one I came very, very close to dropping. Wild.

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Would have been a sad day.o

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Did you just use your first emoticon?

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Nope. Just issues with the word verification.

I did invent an emoticon - as far as I've been able to determine.

..l.,

It's 'the finger'.

 
At 1:14 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

How about this: '|'

That's "how's it hanging?"

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

A good one.

 

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