A Stitch in Time Saves Nine

1. Feds to Release Details of Flu-Fight Plan
This reporter, for one, will be following personally developed flu-FLIGHT plan.
2. Hornets Open in New Home With Rout
Allergic home-owner rushed to hospital and pumped full of steroids.
3. Supreme Court rejects Microsoft appeal in Eolas case
Eolas, wood elf that lasted through 10 ages of men, joined an IT department.
4. Man Is Sentenced in Phishing Fraud
Friend, promised secret spot, covered up to his knees in mud.
5. Denver Voters OK Marijuana Possession
Stoner participation in vote highest ever.
6. Ex-Pizza Deliveryman Accused of Killing 10
Driven insane by requirements of 30 minutes or less.
7. Online Extra: Meet Mario's Papa
Never too happy about sons' non-plumbing exploits.
8. Ex-Head of Kansas Space Museum Convicted
Of running a space museum in KS.
9. Sea-based windmills could blunt eyesore criticisms
Make Don Quixote's life very difficult.