10 in the fading light

1.
Insurgents Warn Iraqis Not to Vote
Not fucking around. Really.
2.
Bush Praises Rice at Swearing-In Ceremony
Others express their discontent at swearing-at ceremony.
3.
Dallas Kids Find Pile of Cash, Spend It
No heartwarming story of kids doing the right thing here. No, they did what you think they'd do.
4.
Four Police Officers Arrested in Chicago
"You have the right to remain awkwardly silent".
5.
Sources: NYC Mafia Don Turns Informant
Vinny the Squealer shows his true colors.
6.
Marines in Chopper Crash a Varied Group
Some missing arms, some legs, some both.
7.
Fla. Teen Fulfills Dream Before Dying
Has sex with Britney Spears while snorkelling.
8.
World Series Ball Finds a Home for Now
Gathering dust under couch.
9.
Space Station Crew Wraps Up Successful Spacewalk
Nostalgic 30-something completes successful moonwalk.
10.
Drug Combo Extends Colon Cancer Survival
Eating Combos decreases survival.