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Friday, April 27, 2007

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1. Polygamous lesbians flee Sharia
Their new album drops May 1.
2.
Court: Smith's baby can leave Bahamas
Though only with adult supervision.
3.Estonia memorial move 'inhuman'
Planned by Vulcans.
4. Senators skirmish over Gitmo detainees
Detainees heard groaning at bottom of pile.
5. Camby wins NBA Defensive Player award
Award to sit on mantle next to less coveted Loper of the Year awards.