Ten is enough

1. Students claim police chief who shot himself was careless
They're not the only ones.
2. Co-founder of Baskin-Robbins ice cream stores dies at 90
Will soon discover, heaven has only one flavor.
3. Canada can't find 41,000 people it wants to deport
Likes them all too much.
4. Canada banning all smoking in federal prisons
Inflation hits cigarette currency market hard.
5. Heatley lifts Canada to win over U.S.
U.S. can't resist a strong man.
6. Word of Madonna film reaches village of David Banda's father
Triggers outbreak of furious masterbating.
7. Review: A gorgeous but complicated `Fall'
Mighty Tom disguises clumsiness with artistic flourishes.
8. EPA might not act to limit rocket fuel in drinking water
Believes it may make you run faster.
9. Black Hole Rips Apart Screaming Star
Sadly, not Paris Hilton.
10. Obese moms-to-be have longer pregnancies
Or so they say.