Jackson Five

1. Debate Rages Over Moon Water
Among drunks at Smokey's Tavern.
2. Police: 8 officers hurt in Laker victory melees
5 hurt by Lamar Odom alone.
3. Once he was lost, but now is found
Sadly, still blind.
4. UK lawmakers jostle for Speaker's chair
Several started even before the music stopped.
5. Dad's Genes May Play Greater Role Than Thought
Mom's jeans got the ball rolling however.
6. Sarkozy jeered at Bongo's funeral
Several guests threw feces, swung from chandeliers.