10 for now

1.Man accused of faking retardation
Accused by much of ISU, particularly residents of Harriman.
2.Air traffic system crashes in S. Florida
Fiery wreckage strewn across field.
3. Cameron marks yr. as Conservative leader
Ferrari episode really boosted his confidence.
4. Ciara on her new record: `I've evolved'
Now capable of telekinesis.
5. San Francisco says no to cookie aroma at bus stops
Urine, Rice-a-Roni seen as more authentic.
6.Nobel winner Pamuk insists he's a writer, not a bridge-builder
Childhood dream to be doctor on Enterprise.
7.Panel: Bush Iraq policy 'not working'
Bush: Iraq policy 'hard workin'.
8. Reaction to Iraq recommendations
"What the?" and "No way!" most popular.
9.Court turns down sex survey case review
Despite strong objections of Clarence Thomas.
10. Naked DNA Could Prevent Impotence
Naked cheerleaders works too.

A Rare 8

1. E. Coli Sickens 39 in New Jersey and New York
Shouldn't have opened that attachment.
2. Deaths Prompted Withdrawal of Cholesterol Drug
Rule #1 in the governance of food & drugs, one would think.
3. Parental Rights Challenged in Kansas
They are, after all, "children of God"
4. Holmgren 'hopes' Seahawks will improve (AP)
Double finger "quote" gesture in press conference not engendering much team spirit in the lockerroom.
5. Magic top Kings on Nelson's 3-pointer (AP)
They should have seen it coming. After halftime, Jim Nelson not likely to get any closer to the basket than top of the three point line on either end.
6. Earth from Space
"What the hell's going on down there?"
7. Body found in apartment; police call it murder
But I just call it "lost rent"
8. City Health Board Bans Trans Fats
Chloresterol going to have to find another way to get to work