Still here....

1. Cartoon Protesters Direct Anger at U.S.
Black Jack Chirac, Pepe le Pew lead charge.
2. Dark SUV Sought in Ala. Church Fires Probe
Didn't get gasoline from own tank.
3. Alaska Seeks to Remake State's Image
Transplanted palms suffering through long winter.
4. Gov't: Indian Economy to Grow 8.1 Percent
With Jack Abramoff out of business.
5. NASA Focuses on Developing New Moon Craft
Spruces up old sound stage.
6. Feds Move to Protect Polar Bears
Providing them with water wings.
7. Oldest Known Tyrannosaur Found
Sitting quietly by himself complaining about the weather.
8. Archaeologists Unearth Headless Sphinx
Maybe just a lion.
9. Researchers see hope for sex disease vaccine
As do those afflicted. For now they just wait. And itch.
10. Botox Shots Help Kids With Cerebral Palsy
Look better.