Not so lucky 7

1. Obama treads lightly in meeting with Canada's PM
Canadians not used to being so close to black people.
2. Wis. Msgr. Dolan welcomed as NY's next archbishop
Sacramental wine to be replaced with beer, host with cheese curds.
3. Billionaire in fraud case always saw bright future
Especially for himself.
4. Ticketmaster to change online sales system
Each new page to include separate fee.
5. Americans watch yet more TV, Nielsen reports
TIVO makes dream of watching more than 24 hours in one day possible.
6. House Democrats Release Omnibus Spending Measure
Hoping to get all Americans on the Omnibus!
7. New Butterfly Discovered with Mustache Disguise
Not fooling anyone.

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1. Darfur rebel group signs accord
Government representative drives off in it.
2. Police: Rap producer injured in Ariz. hotel fight
Aging rappers no longer have the aim they used to.
3. Fallen oil prices a chink in Sarah Palin's armor
Regardless of origin, doesn't like chinks.
4. Swedish crime writer finds fame after death
Struggled his entire life to come up with plots in crime free Sweden.
5. WOMAN QUESTIONS BELIEF THAT THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
First trip outside of KS a real eye-opener.
6. Peanut product recalls
Pretty much every comic released after 1975.
7. Defense in Politkovskaya trial alleges fabrication
No way that's a real name.
8. FAA says Texas fireball was meteor, not a UFO
After deciding 'swamp gas' excuse was not appropriate to TX.
9. Report Urges Broader Effort to Stem Emotional Disorders in Youth
Entreaties to 'grow up' seen as only marginally effective.
10. GOP tries to restore image of fiscal discipline
Objective hurt by wads of cash sticking out of pants pockets.