Celebratory 13

1.Bush pledges to work with Democrats
Suggests they all meet. Perhaps on the ground in Iraq. He'll be coming separately
2.Frank talk from new CEO about Quark's challenges
Never amongst his favorite ST characters.
3. Black GOP candidates come up short
Like fish against the tide.
4. Male-dominated Congress adds new women
Pages breathing easier.
5. Minn. lawmaker 1st Muslim in Congress
Most Republican terrorism speeches to be rewritten.
6. N.C. school: Sorry for pregame Nazi talk
All Americans urged to watch Schindler's List again.
7. Ortega wins Nicaragua presidential race
Looking forward to working with new US Secretary of Defense. Again.
8.EU sets defiant Turkey a deadline on Cyprus
Oddly enough, November 23.
9. Beijing issues 1 dog per family rule
And that's just for dinner.
10. Colts' Wayne is the 'silent assassin'
Especially after a couple of bean burritos.
11. Clues sought in killing of Miami lineman
Before CSI:Miami officers usually just hoped someone would confess. Now they know better.
12.Cablevision loss narrows as subscribers grow
Fatter subscribers equals more time on the couch.
13. Most Americans Favor Comprehensive Sex Education
Including a practicum.