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1. McGwire Says He Used Steroids
Before announcement at press conference.
2. Republicans cite Lott in calling for Reid to quit (AP)
Demand his wife be turned to salt.
3. Sarah Palin takes Fox News commentator job (AP)
No qualifications needed.
4. Sex robot focuses on appealing to the mind (AP)
Will disappoint likely customers.
5. Judge has questions in gay marriage trial in CA
"Could you two make out?"
6. Union praises pilots who landed crippled jet in NJ
Passengers wishing it had been NYC.
7. Yemeni radical cleric warns of foreign occupation
Of his beard.








8. McCain awarded 'Hero of Georgia' order
Apparently, South will not even raise its arms again.
9. Toxic metal found in kids' jewelry very dangerous
Definition of toxic now clear.
10. Indoor Allergies Common in Winter
Closed doors, windows seen as likely cause.