Helleven

1. Baseball owners get warning on steroids
May cause diarrhea.
2.Crews Battle Smoky Blaze
In epic cage match.
3. Inflation has best showing in 3 years
Unclear whether headline from perspective of consumer or inflation.
4. Kerry calls for probe of Pentagon sales
E-Ring now the Colgate/Palmolive Center.
5. Pelosi may create global warming panel
Panel to be heavily insulated, process urine into drinking water.
6.Wall Street falls on good economic data
Experiences very soft landing.
7. US housing starts rose unexpectedly in December
Not really sure who is building those houses.
8. Opening Holocaust archive may take years
So many locks.
9. Zellweger says body talk is boring
Olivia Newton John disagrees, willing to get physical.
10. Pacers ship Jackson to Warriors in blockbuster deal
Getting a year of free rentals in return.
11. Desk of the future will charge electronic devices
Still does not come with pillow.