Ten, Motherfucker!

500 seamen stranded in icebound Russian ships
500 ccs, that is

Taking the House, Republicans to Probe Democrat Policies
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Explosion kills one at Tennessee ammunition plant
Ammunition plants even more dangerous than the ones with the hippie spores in "This Side of Paradise"

In North Korea talks, U.S. wants end to provocations
Says new US ambassador Leon Spinks, who actually thinks the word means something entirely different

Quinoa's popularity boon to Bolivians
Total drag to junk food-craving husbands of liberal wives

"Dangerous" beetle found at Los Angeles airport
Someone told Paul McCartney he can't release yet another mix of "Let it Be

Relieve Student Loan Burden With Public Service
Student On Way to Talk to Loan Officer Sets Down Burden, Relives Self Publicly

Religion News in Brief
And under robe

AT&T LTE Smartphone Can Dock To Become a Laptop
For those who are finding today's laptops too convenient, readable.

How Fast You Walk May Predict How Long You'll Live
Or how soon you need to pee