Ten just wandered by

1.U.S. posts code-red alert; bans liquids
Thirsty....so thirsty.
2. GOP, Democrats clash over war on terror
Republican battle plan suffers from high level of draft dodgers in their midst.
3. Experts: Foiled plot won't stop airlines
Unfoiled plot woulod have.
4. U.S. Lags World in Grasp of Genetics and Acceptance of Evolution
Seeming lack of evidence of evolution among US citizens may explain all.
5. Atty: Shooting suspect wants to plead
"Pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeeee!"
6. Extra cops flood Indianapolis state fair
Special offered on funnel cakes.
7. Court upholds Miami conviction of Cuban spies
Cuban 'spies' looking forward to years in US prison.
8. Security Council near Mideast resolution
Resolve to just give up.
9. British forces in Afghanistan in worst fighting in 60 years: general
Argentina really made to feel small.
10. Box of plates diverts Air Canada US flight
No explanation as to why it was just floating there.