1.
Slippery assertions in GOP debate
Prompting Yankee owner George Steinbrenner to fire manager Lou Pinella.
2.
Prosecutors show crime scene photos as Knox trial resumes
Footprints outside the window clearly made with socks
3.
Netflix’s week goes from bad to worse
According to one subscriber who began a succession of streams that began with "Dr. No" and ended with "Octopussy"
4. NBA postpones camps, cancels 43 preseason games
Players, the vast majority of whom have never camped, far more bothered by the latter
5. Analysts downgrade Pepsi, cite North America sales
Consumers denigrate Pepsi, cite taste
6. Texas Instruments completes $6.5B buy of National
All mid-size or larger car rentals to have overhead video monitor system offering Pickaxe Pete.
7. Island nation to get its energy purely from coconuts and sunlight
According to new president, The Professor
8.
Panel to probe possible boxing fix for 2012 Games
Time-honored pastime of boxing match fixing one step closer to becoming Olympic sport
9.
Kobe gets $6.7 million offer to play in Italy
3 year old gets offer of $1 to play quietly in another room
10.
Peacock and Morse lead Nats to sweep of Phillies
Manager, Mr. Body, later found murdered in a dugout with a baseball bat
11.
Obese now outnumber hungry, says Red Cross
Small band of slavering, eager looking fatties still a concern for worried, rapidly depleting group of the non-fat, non-hungry.
12.
Study finds bed bug pesticides making some people sick
Having not considered the eventuality in advance, researcher now shocked at the suggestion of any concern over sleeping repeatedly on a layer of poison.
