December 10

1.Firefighters Battle Four-Alarm Blaze
In 3rd annual Chili Cook-off!
2.Long-hidden Rockwell sells for record $15m
Hit song really a cry for help. Only years of therapy (and $15M) could overcome fear of being watched.
3. Local Woman Headed For Int'l Space Station
Or so irate husband wishes.
4. Lions Not Given Much Chance Against Pats
Felines will be hard pressed to overcome height disadvantage.
5. Romanian charged with hacking in U.S.
An exchange student's evening at the rec center.
6. Bush: AIDS pandemic 'can be defeated'
Joining Bush's list of achievable victories just below gravity.
7. Aide: Romney unaware of illegal workers
All of them.
8. FEC to pols: Blow whistle on yourself
Botched attempt at 'go fuck yourself'. Cheney to provide training.
9. U.S.-British "special relationship" questioned
Bush/Blair coming out of the closet. Been engaging in Brokeback Diplomacy at Camp David.
10. US Supreme Court appears divided over global warming
Alito, Scalia for it.