Seis

1. Spitzer Telescope Warms Up to Its New Mission
Watching the frequently nude woman in the apartment across the street.
2. AP source: Bucks to send Jefferson to Spurs
Moving on up,
3. Columns of troops pour into China's restive west
Blue player left 12 armies in Afghanistan at end of previous turn.
4. Children's book aims to explain the meaning of God
And that he poops.
5. British scientists claim to create human sperm
Lonely nights in the lab not wasted thanks to internet.
6. How Global Catastrophe Could Make Us Smarter
Gene pool enhanced by deaths of those too stupid to survive.