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1.Ochoa shoots 67 for early lead (AP)
Unwitting victims plead to know 'what horrible game is this!"
2. US: Force is option for hostage crisis (AP)
With current administration, force is an option when delivering Girl Scout cookies.
3.Brazil Crash Data Hints Error, Failure
Officials secretly hoping things had been 'just ducky' prior to catastrophe.
4. CHRONOLOGY-Major train accidents in Africa
British/French found primarily responsible.
5. Study: Florida voting machines still flawed
Voters too.
6. Massachusetts settles ODF vs Open XML debate
Anxious Bat Staters abuzz waiting for announcement.
7.S. Korean stem cells derived from eggs alone: study
Also derived 'omelettes' from eggs alone. Quite tasty.
8. Rush to adopt Ajax leaves many sites vulnerable to attack
Though clean as a whistle.
9. Woody Allen on Ingmar Bergman
A pick-up basketball dream match-up.
10. Doctors reawaken man after six years
Was just getting to good part of dream.