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Friday, February 06, 2009

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1. Nazi find sheds light on Egypt's sensitive past
Massive evidence of excavation, inexplicable large number of snakes.
2.
Hudson pilot talks of 'disbelief'
Waterloo closer than he thought.
3. Bush overpaid banks in bailout, watchdog says
Sadly, not McGruff.
4. New round of Confederate disputes hits statehouses
South raises head slightly, decides it's still not time to rise again.
5. Thousands seeking 500 jobs at new NC water park
Disgruntled adults to replace disgruntled teens at the top of the waterslide.
6. Women's low sex drive tied to poor quality of life
Possibly poor quality of sex.