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1. Obese survive heart attacks better (AP)
Still way better to not be fat.
2. FDA approves patch to treat dementia (AP)
With parrot, also helps treat fear of pirates.
3. Iraqi FM warns against U.S. withdrawal
AM plays caustic talk radio.
4. Pennsylvania Governor Orders Partial Shutdown
PC requests confirmation with pleasant query.
5. Iraqi FM: Turkey massing 140,000 troops
2006 possibly last Thanksgiving.
6. Mass Zimbabwe arrests over prices
Mass zombie arrests over brains.
7. Carter plays sorceress in `Potter' film
Really fat one.
8. Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase Dies
Coyote survives.
9. Thompson energizes young Republicans
Like only an aging actor can.
10. Cheney fatigue settles over some in GOP
Stopped handing out antidote in secret meetings.