Helllllooooooooooo

1.
Secret Recordings Foreshawdowed Bush Plans
Strangely - recorded by Nixon in 1972.
2.
Nevada Proposes Helping Problem Gamblers
'Helping them to a comfortable seat at the table - with complimentary drinks.'
3.
Study: Consumer-Confidence Data Useless
Angry analyst found in office with papers strewn all over the floor.
4.
US senator: half of Russia nuclear materials not accounted for
The other half is in the hands of terrorists, but at least we know where it is.
5.
Global Warming Could Worsen U.S. Pollution: Report
List of good things about global warming shrinks.
6.
Egyptian Doctors Remove Baby's Second Head
In Egypt anyway, two heads are not better than one.
7.
Lead in Environment Causing Violent Crime - Study
Lead in pipe form particularly.