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1.Bush urges OPEC to pump more oil
OPEC urges Bush to pound more sand.
2. Texas man guilty of raping another man
In an act clearly intended to mess with Texas.
3. Watch what you hang from trailer hitches
An evening's entertainment in some parts.
4. FDA says cloned animals safe is food
Aliens are already here.
5. Woman: Pacman punched her at strip club
Wouldn't have taunted him if she knew he had arms.