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1. Clashes at BBC HQ before broadcast
Various foppish Brits chortling and slapping one another surprised by ferocious soccer hooligan attack.
2. Ethiopia asks for urgent food aid
Burundi, never willing to miss an opportunity, suggests willingness to accept only beef, if other foodstuffs scarce.
3. Prosecutor: Beaten homeless men were `easy prey'
Lacking doors to close and lock behind them.
4. Charles Taylor 'duped' by Nigeria
Local man caught in scheme involving African royalty. Swears off internet/email forever.
5. Kurds Are Threat to Minorities, Rights Group Says
No position on whey/tuffets.
6. Rio wants to work with spurned Chinalco: chief
Enokchuck: Apache Chief
7. EU objects to Oracle's takeover of Sun
Cites Simpsons/Highlander 2 as examples of likely outcomes.
8.China sends panda expert to Taiwan to aid breeding
Keeps his black and white suit packed at all times.
9. Astronics earnings rise on lower costs
Getting their asses free these days.
10. Scientists Grow New Penile Tissue in the Lab
Or maybe it just looks like more.
11.Early Use of NSAIDs Might Prevent Alzheimer's
Early use of N'Sync may cause it.