Creaky 7

1. Florida woman rescues good ol' boys from gators
General Lee due for a tune up.
or
Bo and Luke's eyesight not what it used to be.

2. Space Station Headed for Population Explosion
Only female astronaut really wishes there was more to do in space...at this hour...
3. Bermuda takes 4 Uighur detainees from Gitmo
Few others eager to take Uighurs.
4. Anne Frank museum to display her actual diaries
Modern teens unable to relate do to lack of emoticons, humor prompts.
5.Rear-facing seats safer for bigger kids too: study
Not sibling's rears.
6.Longer is better for treating prostate cancer
Physician's fingers.
7. Iowa woman's photo sparks push for new cloud type
State touts new reason to return to Iowa.