6 + 2

1. Chelsea Clinton says her mother is more prepared than father
Chelsea herself a product of Bill's turn to bring the condoms.
2. Panel says link between smog and premature death is clear
Unlike smog.
3. Court says search of laptop with porn is legal
And occasionally very satisfying.
4. EBay sues Craigslist over alleged stake dilution
Crippling their largely unknown vampire elimination business.
5. White House challenges release of visitor logs
White House plumbing system clogged for 7 years, prefer it that way.
6. BASF presses officials to approve its GM potato
Inexplicably, comes with Hemi.
7. Obesity, smoking cuts many US women's life expectancy: study
Need more funding to confirm link between death and shortened life.
8. Police: Pregnant bank teller, twin fetuses survive shooting
Not clear which fetus shot first.