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1. Japan 'kingpin' quizzed on funding
Later, dressed in diaper, made to suckle from giant teat while simultaneously mocked and bombarded with giant pacifiers by audience. His failure was a disgrace to his ancestors.
2.Donation of Spears' dress OK for Haiti relief
Considering use as makeshift tent.
3. Blind skier included in strong Canadian team
Lack of sight opened up additional opportunities for working out.
4.Bruce Hornsby Musical Will Premiere in Virginia in January 2011
Features small cameo by The Range.
5. High-tech first: Astronauts finally get Internet access
Nights no longer as lonely.
6. Airliner forced to land after colliding with bird
Bird also forced to land.
7. Earth Not Properly Protected from Asteroids
Aging Bruce Willis no longer up to the task.
8. Video Gaming Just Might Fight Aging
In Grand Theft Auto:Bishop's Buffet.
9. Experts: Sitting too much could be deadly
Leaves sitter easy target for surprise arrow attack.