Detenber

1. Taliban vow to fight US troop surge
Obama: "DAMN IT!"
2. Experts: Man controlled robotic hand with thoughts
Expect hand to gain sentience/self-control any day now.
3. Warrant: Blood found in Yale murder suspect's home
Originally thought it was Cherry Pie.
4. Argentine leaders throw chairs, punches in public
Regret decision to allow WWE party into power-sharing government.
5. NY couple charged with forcing woman into sex work
Cite experience in Montessori schools as partial defense.
6. Senate battles over elderly health benefits
Aging senators only looking out for themselves.
7. Appalachia, Southeast Hit Hardest by Obesity and Diabetes
Former Confederacy dealt another blow in attempt to rise again.
8. Amazon searched for cancer cures
Free Super Saver shipping for cures over $25.
9. Bangladeshi conjoined twins successfully …
In first of its kind operation.
10. Clubbing Navy Seals
Generally found to be ineffective stopping elite fighting force.