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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Once four unto the breach dear friends (with three hangers on)

1. U.S. destroys bomb factory in Iraq
Adjacent Playdoh Fun Factory continues to churn out stars.
2. Kan. senator seeking conservative mantle
Currently housed above fireplace at Ronald Reagan Presidential Library.
3. Discomfort sends Cheney back to hospital
Where he recharged himself on the suffering of others.
4. Utility chiefs wary of emission limits
Apache Chief wary of height limits.
5. McCain draws praise from Florida's Crist
Less praise from Jerusalem's Christ.
6. Is Obama all style and little substance?
As opposed to none of either?
7. Bush demands war bill with no strings
Prefers Velcro.