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Thursday, June 12, 2008

A flood of headlines

1. Waterloo sandbagging suspended
Local pickup basketball not likely to survive.
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Sandbagging operations resumed
After brief respite, Village Ass returns to game.
3. Anheuser-Busch delivers drinking water to Cedar Valley flood victims
Budweiser/drinking water indistinguishable.
4. Cedar County resident: 'It's going to take more than this to run me out'
Oblivious to school of pirahna in the distance.
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