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1.Hefner recalls Anna Nicole Playboy days
Gets erection.
2. Dems call for review of Bush appointment
Bush vs. Gore seen as wild overreach by Supreme Court.
3. Romney aims again to explain hunting
Speaking to annual meeting of DUMBASS (Dumb, Unbelievably, Maddeningly, Beligerently, Agonizingly Stupid Shitheads)
4. Shooting in car at JFK leaves 1 dead
Governor Connelly in serious but stable condition.
5. Mistake-ridden WWI exhibit to be removed
Battles fought in trenches, not trench coats.
6. Nicolas Cage film to be shot in India
Involves blowing up entire country, shooting all its residents and lots of smoking.