Ta ta ta Ten

1. BBC apologizes over jokes about jockey's teeth
National pot calling the kettle black.
2. Tribune could have gotten $45M in Wrigley deal
Possibly even Doublemint Twins.
3. Quarter of companies globally set to freeze pay: survey
Planning on thawing it when it's worth more.
4. Pakistan talks of 'gap' with US as envoys visit
T. Mace, recently approved by Senate, faces first tough test.
5. Australian library finds copy of Schindler's list
Bob Schindler's list of best butts at Woomoolooroo High School.
6. Sitting Down With Miley Cyrus
Watch out for her teeth.
7. In double transplant, left hand works first
Masturbation will have to wait, or be awkward.
8. Obesity may raise risk of restless legs syndrome
Despite general lack of movement.
9. Colon Screenings Don't Follow Guidelines, Study Suggests
"What! Get out of there!"
10. Confessions of a Fat Fingered Airline Fare Analyst
Features large number of inadvertent keyboard clicks.