a triumphant return

1. Worker accused of assault at 50 Cent's Conn. home (AP)
It's contagious

2. VH1 cancels reality shows with dead murder suspect (AP)
After airing a few low-rated episodes in which he was simply lying there, decaying

3. Apple-shaped women risk asthma
May benefit from core training

4. China’s Drive to Go Solar Outshines U.S. Efforts
To rest panels comfortably atop solid layers of smog

5. Kenya begins contentious census
Spares no expenses

6. A fight of Mythical proportions
Tone-Loc vs. New Kids on the Block

7. Plumber of souls
The first apostle, had Jesus met Peter in Fond du Lac, WI rather than Galilee